A shot of reality…

A shot of reality...

The doctor ordered innoculation for a variety STDS socially transmitted diseases: homophobia, sexism, poverty.

Sexy literature…

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SexIs… what you make it

Sex toys from EdenFantasys - The Sex Shop You Can Trust

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I’m just saying…

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Steampunk Kink

Gearing up for Steamcon III next weekend.

Best accessories are at Lady Clankington’s Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities! Including the Lady, herself.



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more birthday fun

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.


Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”
~ Titus Maccius Plautus


“I love everything that’s old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.”

~ Oliver Goldsmith

“Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear…
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.”
~ Martial


“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.”
~ Ubie Blake


“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”
~ Tom Wilson
“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.”
~ Oscar Wilde
“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.”
~ Golda Meir
“Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?”
~ Bobby Kelton
“They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.”
~ Malcolm Cowley
“Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.”
~ J. P. Sears
“The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.”
~ Henry L. Mencken

It’s sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.

— Brigitte Bardot 
“Age is a number and mine is unlisted.”
~ Unknown
“Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.”
~ Anthony Powell
“Age is a high price to pay for maturity.”
~ Tom Stoppard


“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
~ Bob Hope
“Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
~ Charles Schultz
“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.”
~ Chili Davis
“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
~ Sir Norman Wisdom
“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.”
~ Fred Astaire


“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development”.
~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth


“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
~ Lucille Ball


“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
~ Unknown


“Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”
~ Billie Burke


“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
~ Reverend Larry Lorenzoni


“It is better to wear out than to rust out.”
~ Bishop Richard Cumberland


“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
~ Les Brown


“A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.”
~ Arnold Bennett


The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune. — English Proverb


“You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.”
~ Anouk Aimee


“No wise man ever wished to be younger.”
~ Jonathan Swift


You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

— Ogden Nash


Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

— Ingrid Bergman 


Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be…

— Robert Browning


Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one.

— Frederick Leboyer


Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.

— Garson Kanin 


You take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn’t be enough left to run it.

— Henry Ford 


Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. — Ogden Nash 


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Happy 60th

No man has ever had more mastery of my heart or body. My love/my life I give you every day… so today on your birthday what can I give you to celebrate your 60 years on the planet?

Let me start with a few hairy happy wishes. (In this context a few is defined as more than 3 and less than 61.)

How Sweet It Is

Tastier than birthday cake

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Kinky, inky and you


is a blog for reviewing, viewing and interviewing persons, events, books, movies, art, etc related to consensual adult sexuality in all its diverse permutations.


Also an imprint of the dormant Barking Lemur Press.


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